My Grandma sent me this email and I thought it was funny: I like to spice things up here sometimes: enough with the artys clothing, here is some artsy language

> A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike > English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. > > > 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' > > 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' > > A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'* > > **Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two > groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves > whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group > was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. > * > * > **The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the > feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: > > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; > > 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is > incomprehensible to everyone else; > > 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for > possible later retrieval; and > > 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending > half your paycheck on accessories for it.* > > > *(THIS GETS BETTER!)* > > * > **The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be > Masculine ('el computador'), because:* > > * > **1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; > > 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; > > 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time > they ARE the problem; and* > * > **4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited > a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. > ** > **The women won. > ** > **Send this to all the smart women you know > * > * > **...And all the men that have a sense of humor..* > > > > >